Articles from the ‘Funny Stuff’ collection

The Bunion: Dance Jokes

By Maggie Stack and Emmaly Wiederholt   Get ready to exercise those smile muscles! (Please laugh appropriately.) 1. What’s a pig’s favorite ballet? SWINE LAKE! 2. Why did the dancer cross the road? BECAUSE SHE HAD TO DO IT ON THE OTHER SIDE! 3. How does a witch-doctor ask someone […]

April 22, 2013  |  Read Article

What’s in April’s Flask?

Jake and Ryan love watching dance. They can’t get enough. Every month they plan their calendar around their favorite upcoming shows. But in order to ease the tension and get into the mood, they also bring a cocktail catered to that specific performance. So what’s in April’s flask? inkBoat “Without […]

March 28, 2013  |  Read Article

The Bunion: Audition Tips!

By Maggie Stack and Emmaly Wiederholt The February issue of Dance Magazine published an audition guide with tips of the trade for navigating those big cattle call auditions. Here at Stance On Dance, we think there’s a few more tips they didn’t mention that will help you stand out and […]

March 21, 2013  |  Read Article

What’s in March’s flask?

Jake and Ryan love watching dance. They can’t get enough. Every month they plan their calendar around their favorite upcoming shows. But in order to ease the tension and get into the mood, they also bring a cocktail catered to that specific performance. So what’s in March’s flask? Malinda LaVelle’s […]

February 28, 2013  |  Read Article

The Bunion: A Guide to Creating Your Next Dance Piece

By Maggie Stack and Emmaly Wiederholt Are you a contemporary choreographer who’s out of fresh ideas? Follow these simple steps to put together your next masterpiece! Step One: Choose your theme Race Death Childhood Sex Maternity Step Two: Choose your music Arvo Part Phillip Glass Tori Amos Looping guitarist/cellist/xylophonist Soundscapes […]

February 18, 2013  |  Read Article