The Bunion: Dance Jokes
By Maggie Stack and Emmaly Wiederholt
Get ready to exercise those smile muscles! (Please laugh appropriately.)
1. What’s a pig’s favorite ballet?
SWINE LAKE!
2. Why did the dancer cross the road?
BECAUSE SHE HAD TO DO IT ON THE OTHER SIDE!
3. How does a witch-doctor ask someone to dance?
VOODOO WANT TO DANCE WITH ME?
4. What do they say about dancing vampires?
THEY SUCK!
5. Where can you dance in California?
SAN FRANDISCO!