Articles from the ‘Funny Stuff’ collection

Black Friday Sale on Authentic Dancewear

Black Friday is upon us, that special day when dancers everywhere stock up on dancewear! This year take advantage of our great deals! ~~ Boyfriend Socks – They look like your boyfriend’s socks (and show off that you have a dude to casually steal clothes from), but his actual socks […]

November 22, 2018  |  Read Article

The Dead White Men Choreographers Society

There’s a special society in heaven (or?) for the white male choreographers of yore. These special few shaped the lives of so many (women) and enforced the (hierarchical) systems of dance we all take for granted today. Who were these giants of the field? What were they really like? Stance […]

March 12, 2018  |  Read Article

2018 Dance Horoscopes

2018 is finally here! Will it be a year full of exciting new performance opportunities, or will aches and pains bother you incessantly? Will funding flow your way, or will your arch nemesis dance studio get all the attention? What can you do to lean fate your way? We’ve carefully […]

January 1, 2018  |  Read Article

Rudolf The Ballet Dancer

LYRICS AND VIDEO BY EMMALY WIEDERHOLT; ILLUSTRATION BY MAGGIE STACK; SONG AND MUSIC PERFORMED BY TARA KHOZEIN Merry Christmas! To the tune of “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer,” we bring you “Rudolf the Ballet Dancer!” If video doesn’t load, click here to watch and giggle! You’ve heard legend of Balanchine, Misha […]

December 25, 2017  |  Read Article

A Dancer’s Thanksgiving

BY EMMALY WIEDERHOLT; ILLUSTRATIONS BY MAGGIE STACK You call yourself a dancer, but how dedicated are you? Have you, for instance, structured your whole Thanksgiving dinner around dance? No? Well then check out our menu! ~~ First up, we serve basic Butoh biscuits. We don’t want to get your blood […]

November 23, 2017  |  Read Article