The DO’S and DON’T’S to Finding a Dance Partner

BY EMMALY WIEDERHOLT AND MAGGIE STACK Valentine’s Day is coming up! Here are some basic do’s and don’t’s to finding a partner on the dance floor! DO smile. DO feel confident. DON’T have bad body odor. DON’T wear too much cologne/perfume either. DON’T step on your partner’s feet. DON’T elbow your […]

January 28, 2016  |  Read Article

Oh Holy Tights

LYRICS BY EMMALY WIEDERHOLT; ILLUSTRATION BY MAGGIE STACK Oh holy tights I’ll wear you till you’re thread bare What’s just a hole In the knee, toe or groin?   Oh holy tights You’re still my favorite dancewear What’s just one hole When the last pair had nine?   The thrill of air […]

December 21, 2015  |  Read Article

Dancin’ In The Moon Light

BY MAGGIE STACK AND EMMALY WIEDERHOLT There’s something about moonlight that lends itself to dance, like our inner heathens can’t help but embrace those cosmic lunar beams and bust a move. But dancing in the moonlight is more than just a great 70s song or a hippy inclination; it’s an art! The […]

November 2, 2015  |  Read Article

Ballet Meets Blockbuster

BY JESSICA RUHLIN Swan Lake, meet your match: a great white shark in a tutu! Nothing says classic like partnering with an older woman! Al Pacino succumbs to greed AND blisters!  Check out more ballet funnies at Jessica’s blog: Bodies Never Lie

October 1, 2015  |  Read Article

Livin’ On A Prayer

BY EMMALY WIEDERHOLY AND MAGGIE STACK If your favorite holy man busted a move… what move would it be?! (It doesn’t hurt to listen to this song as you read this!) Shake your Bootie Buddha Twerk your way to nirvana! Get Down, Get Tao How low can he go? Moses Touch Your Toes-ies Part that […]

September 3, 2015  |  Read Article