Livin’ On A Prayer
BY EMMALY WIEDERHOLY AND MAGGIE STACK
If your favorite holy man busted a move… what move would it be?!
(It doesn’t hurt to listen to this song as you read this!)
Shake your Bootie Buddha
Twerk your way to nirvana!
Get Down, Get Tao
How low can he go?
Moses Touch Your Toes-ies
Part that Red Sea!
Jesus’ Janky Jig
Amen, bro!