The Dankest Moves

July 2, 2015

BY MAGGIE STACK AND EMMALY WIEDERHOLT

There are a few dance moves that just stink — literally. And of course, the best are partnering moves; nothing says up close and personal like sticking your hand or face where someone’s been sweating. Here are our top dank moves.

1. Ring the Alarm for the Underarm – any partnering move where you have to stick your hand in someone’s pit.

2. Gotcha in the Crotch – perhaps the only thing worse than a stinky armpit is a crotch lift after dancing for a couple hours.

3. Greet those Stinky Feet – anytime your nose gets a little too close to your partner’s sweaty tootsies.

4. The Inverted Fart – nothing’s worse than being in an upside-down position and suddenly needing to let off a little noxious gas.

One Response to “The Dankest Moves”

1. California July 7, 2015

   you so silly

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