Is Male Design…Behind?
BY EMMALY WIEDERHOLT AND MAGGIE STACK
Have you ever stopped and really thought about dance belts? Why are they always flesh-colored? Do male dancers have design options?
Searching “dance belts” online yields a plethora of dance accessory sites featuring endless identical belts. What a bore.
What if men could be proud of their dance belts? What if wearing one was a form of self-expression? What if dance belts went beyond protection and concealment? White tights be damned!
Male dancers everywhere: wear these designs if you dare.
“News flash: the smaller part goes in the back.”
-Daniel Arizmendi, performer with Dancing Earth
“People want to see men’s asses pulled up and taut- like horses!”
-Joy Prendergast, performer with Project Thrust
“It’s an art to be able to fart in a dance belt.”
-Daniel Arizmendi, performer with Dancing Earth
For more information about dance belts, visit Dr. Dancebelt’s very informative site!
Click here for more dance belt shenanigans!
5 Responses to “Is Male Design…Behind?”
You’re about 500 years late with all of this…. men’s codpieces reached their zenith back in the 15th century. However, you might like to wear a japanese fundoshi, which provides similar minimal coverage of the male groin as a dancebelt.
THANK YOU for your great site!
Hilarious! Sign me up for the “hipster belt”.
I Tweeted about your designs to my followers. Thanks for linking to “Dr. Dancebelt’s Guide: everything you need to know about dance belts and more”.
This is amazing. I will buy a fur belt immediately.
Oh Lordie, Maybe you two can start a business! You could be as big as Facebook and maybe some day offer a public stock.
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