The Bunion: Art, Dart… or Fart!
BY EMMALY WIEDERHOLT; ILLUSTRATIONS BY MAGGIE STACK
The Bunion presents: Art, Dart… or Fart!
An appraisal of dance through the decades.
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Nijinsky’s The Rite of Spring:
People rioting, horses trampling, what a stink.
FART!
Anna Pavlova in The Dying Swan:
Let’s help a tortured creature out.
DART!
Balanchine’s The Four Temperaments:
Symbolic of the four seasons, the four stages of life, the four emotions, and the four stages of the moon.
ART!
Michael Jackson’s moonwalk:
Where smooth meets groove.
ART!
Mia Michaels’ choreography on So You Think You Can Dance:
The death of contemporary choreography.
DART!
The Nutcracker:
Someone ate a few too many nuts.
FART!
2 Responses to “The Bunion: Art, Dart… or Fart!”
I especially love te Afternoon of a Faun drawing claiming to be Rite of Spring. 😉 dancer’s choice: neither, the first time isn’t really the best time… If you practice it gets a lot better.
1 art for Ms. Stack’s art work
1 dart for Ms. Wiederholt’s stabs at great dance
1 fart for anyone who didn’t think this was funny!
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