Deck the Barres

BY MAGGIE STACK AND EMMALY WIEDERHOLT; RECORDING BY TREVOR DAVIS Deck the barres with sweaty t-shirts Fa la la la la la la la la Cry because your bunion still hurts Fa la la la la la la la la See your bulging muscles working Fa la la la la […]

December 25, 2014  |  Read Article

The Bunion: The Nutcracker… or The Prune Juicer

BY EMMALY WIEDERHOLT; DRAWINGS BY MAGGIE STACK Ah, the beloved Nutcracker, that clichéd of clichéd ballets. Only this year Sunsweet Growers is sponsoring your local Nutcracker, and it won’t be quite the holiday classic you remember. Here’s the basic synopsis: Clara’s parents throw a nondenominational holiday party. The guests drink […]

February 20, 2014  |  Read Article