Flockin’ Around the Tutu Tree
In keeping with our yearly tradition, we present the lyrics of a popular Christmas song, rewritten dancer-style. Sing along to the tune of “Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree!”
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Flockin’ around the tutu tree
See the costumes piled high
Tulle as fluffy as bunny fur
And it’s stacked up to the sky!
Flockin’ around the tutu tree
View the sequins sparkling
Silver and gold and ruby red
It’s amazing how much bling!
You will feel so dazzled and inspired till you sniff
Elastic rotting, sweat stains spotting
Reeks so bad you might run hollering!
Flockin’ around the tutu tree
Though the stench is rather fraught
That’s because the dancers’ waists
Got really stinkin’ hot!
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Happy Holidays from Stance on Dance!