Dance-Floor-To-Dining-Room Words of Encouragement
BY CATHY INTEMANN, MAGGIE STACK and EMMALY WIEDERHOLT
Don’t be a turkey this Thanksgiving! Stay cool with these dance-floor-to-dining-room words of encouragement!
Try harder to lift that leg!
Under every beautiful costume is some dank underwear – you’re not alone!
Rake up those dolla bill$$$$… NOT!
Keep breathing, even if your tights are too tight!
Emitting unsavory odors is a no-no!
You ate too much turkey? Keep dancing! Then eat more!
