Man Up and Show your National Pride
BY MAGGIE STACK AND EMMALY WIEDERHOLT
Did you know June is Immigrant Heritage Month? In honor of the many cultures dancers come from, we’re taking you on a journey around the globe. And guess what? It’s time for some annual DANCE BELT inspiration. We’ve combined the two for a little jingoist and jockstrap pride.
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America: Strong, powerful and proud. Fuck yeah!
Russia: If Putin wore a dance belt, he’d wear this one. Sport fur and sip vodka from your flask.
Ireland: Get lucky in a field of green shamrocks.
China: Secure those chopsticks! Not to mention it’s a great butt clenching exercise. DISCLAIMER – Light bulbs for lantern not included.
South Africa: Authentic local textile – the trendiest print among hipsters near and far.
Brazil: Thongs away! May require a reverse Brazilian bikini wax.
Australia: Made entirely of kangaroo skin. The best way to keep your baby warm.
Antarctica: Cool down after a big show. WARNING – Melts quickly.
Want to see more dance belts? (Who doesn’t?!) Check out more dance belt shenanigans here!