The Bunion: Shake Your Tail Feather
November 27, 2014
BY MAGGIE STACK AND EMMALY WIEDERHOLT
This Thanksgiving, don’t let the turkey take center stage. Show your family and friends all the ways to dance like a bird:
The Bluebird: Wear all blue and leap really high.
The Dying Swan: Dress up in white feathers, play dramatic music and pretend to die.
The Firebird: DON’T light yourself on fire. Just be hot!
The Chicken Dance: Nanananananana.
The Hummingbird: Move really really fast.
The Stuffed Turkey: Eat an entire stuffed turkey and fall asleep in your chair.
Happy Thanksgiving!
Categories: Funny Stuff, The Bunion