The Bunion: Dance Jokes

By Maggie Stack and Emmaly Wiederholt

Get ready to exercise those smile muscles! (Please laugh appropriately.)

1. What’s a pig’s favorite ballet?

SWINE LAKE!

2. Why did the dancer cross the road?

BECAUSE SHE HAD TO DO IT ON THE OTHER SIDE!

3. How does a witch-doctor ask someone to dance?

VOODOO WANT TO DANCE WITH ME?

4. What do they say about dancing vampires?

THEY SUCK!

5. Where can you dance in California?

SAN FRANDISCO!

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