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2019 Dance Horoscopes

Can you believe it’s already 2019?! Will it be a year full of well-paid teaching jobs and international residencies, or will toe fungus bother you incessantly?…

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Flockin’ Around the Tutu Tree

In keeping with our yearly tradition, we present the lyrics of a popular Christmas song, rewritten dancer-style. Sing along to the tune of “Rockin’ Around the…


2018 Dance Horoscopes

2018 is finally here! Will it be a year full of exciting new performance opportunities, or will aches and pains bother you incessantly? Will funding flow…