BY MAGGIE STACK AND EMMALY WIEDERHOLT
Did you know June is Immigrant Heritage Month? In honor of the many cultures dancers come from, we’re taking you on a journey around the globe. And guess what? It’s time for some annual DANCE BELT inspiration. We’ve combined the two for a little jingoist and jockstrap pride.
America: Strong, powerful and proud. Fuck yeah!
Russia: If Putin wore a dance belt, he’d wear this one. Sport fur and sip vodka from your flask.
Ireland: Get lucky in a field of green shamrocks.
China: Secure those chopsticks! Not to mention it’s a great butt clenching exercise. DISCLAIMER – Light bulbs for lantern not included.
South Africa: Authentic local textile – the trendiest print among hipsters near and far.
Brazil: Thongs away! May require a reverse Brazilian bikini wax.
Australia: Made entirely of kangaroo skin. The best way to keep your baby warm.
Antarctica: Cool down after a big show. WARNING – Melts quickly.
Want to see more dance belts? (Who doesn’t?!) Check out more dance belt shenanigans here!