Rudolf The Ballet Dancer

LYRICS AND VIDEO BY EMMALY WIEDERHOLT; ILLUSTRATION BY MAGGIE STACK; SONG AND MUSIC PERFORMED BY TARA KHOZEIN

Merry Christmas! To the tune of “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer,” we bring you “Rudolf the Ballet Dancer!”

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You’ve heard legend of Balanchine, Misha and Ethan

Constantly surrounded by pretty women

But do you recall… the most swooned-after dance-man of all?

 

Rudolf the ballet dancer

Famous from the Muppet Show

His partners were Miss Piggy

And a nice dame named Margot

 

All of the other ladies

Used to laugh at his bad hair

His technique was quite perfect

Still they didn’t seem to care

 

Then one foggy Christmas Eve

Jim Henson rang his phone

“Rudolf, grace my show tonight

That will set those ladies right.”

 

After the Muppet Show aired

All the girls swooned as he danced

But they learned it’s not women

That he wanted in his pants!

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