Deck the Barres

BY MAGGIE STACK AND EMMALY WIEDERHOLT; RECORDING BY TREVOR DAVIS

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Deck the barres with sweaty t-shirts

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Cry because your bunion still hurts

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See your bulging muscles working

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Jumping, turning, even twerking

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Later you will ice your blisters

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Not a way to flirt with misters

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Up on stage you know you’re kick ass

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Just as long as you don’t pass gas

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