The Grandma-Sees-All
When your crotch splits mid-performance and your grandma is left staring at your dance belt…
From Luke Willis:
I was performing with Aspen Santa Fe Ballet in Nicolo Fonte’s piece “Left Unsaid.” We wore Gucci suits and ripped the shit out of them. One performance my grandma flew out to see me. She was in the front row. The curtain came up on me sitting in my suit in a chair. I started dancing on the chair and went into a long slow develope side and my pants SPLIT down the crotch! My grandma was staring at my dance belt for the next five minutes until my exit! The director was waiting for me with gaffers tape to patch it up.
