The Bunion: Art, Dart… or Fart!

BY EMMALY WIEDERHOLT; ILLUSTRATIONS BY MAGGIE STACK

The Bunion presents: Art, Dart… or Fart!

An appraisal of dance through the decades.

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Nijinsky’s The Rite of Spring:

People rioting, horses trampling, what a stink.

FART!

 

 

 

 

 

Anna Pavlova in The Dying Swan:

Let’s help a tortured creature out.

DART!

 

 

Balanchine’s The Four Temperaments:

Symbolic of the four seasons, the four stages of life, the four emotions, and the four stages of the moon.

ART!

 

 

 

Michael Jackson’s moonwalk:

Where smooth meets groove.

ART!

 

 

 

 

Mia Michaels’ choreography on So You Think You Can Dance:

The death of contemporary choreography.

DART!

 

 

 

The Nutcracker:

Someone ate a few too many nuts.

FART!

2 Responses to “The Bunion: Art, Dart… or Fart!”

  1. Luke

    I especially love te Afternoon of a Faun drawing claiming to be Rite of Spring. 😉 dancer’s choice: neither, the first time isn’t really the best time… If you practice it gets a lot better.

  2. Anonymous

    1 art for Ms. Stack’s art work
    1 dart for Ms. Wiederholt’s stabs at great dance
    1 fart for anyone who didn’t think this was funny!

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